My wife got my a little beginner home-brew kit for a late Christmas present. I was delighted and started the fermentation process that night.
As week later, I took a small sample from the fermenter and was excited by the result after such a short time. I gave a little more to my wife, who, upon tasting it, said "It tastes like warm, stale beer!"
Me: "I know, it's that great?!"
Wife: "No! Get me a breath mint!"